The Do-Gooder Joke

There’s a joke amongst the Do-Gooders in Thailand. The one’s who actually want to bring innovation, a balanced living, and a country first instead wallets first attitude to governing. They tell this joke to lighten the mood when no matter what policies or change they try to implement are faced with the “cloud of darkness.”

The Gods created Thailand with a variety of animals and plenty of trees, the lands are fertile insuring the rice and food for all who lived here. The land is equipped with plenty natural resources to make sure when the time comes the inhabitants of the land could take advantage of their Silver and Gold to advance their civilization. There was plenty of rainfall, so a drought would never have occurred. Lush mountains and scenic beaches to play on, the land also had nearly no natural disasters.

The Gods thought this country was too perfect and needed a way to balance the Ying & the Yang… so what did they do? They decided to stick Thai people on this promising land to balance out the perfection.

Compared to a country like Japan, where they had no resources, or even the United States where natural disaster strikes all the time… Thailand should be at least on par…

But instead, this country has always been a Kleptocracy… benefiting an elite few at the expense of the population…

6 Comments so far

  1. Daniel (unregistered) on May 9th, 2007 @ 6:52 pm

    “Kleptocracy”; now that’s a perfect word to describe it

  2. ann (unregistered) on May 9th, 2007 @ 7:15 pm

    awesome. this explains everything, even if thai people don’t really believe in god.

  3. Jasun Vare (unregistered) on May 10th, 2007 @ 10:24 am

    The version I heard was that God put Thai men into Thailand. Women seem alright to me.

  4. jokes (unregistered) on May 10th, 2007 @ 11:15 pm
  5. Jack (unregistered) on May 12th, 2007 @ 7:59 am

    hahahah , I agreed with Jasun, thai women seem all right with me, Hell, more than all right even !!! Lucky there isn’t many of thai men here , dont you think ? :-) Good for us !!

  6. Bonafide (unregistered) on May 17th, 2007 @ 11:16 am

    Thai women can be headcases too. :P

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