Traffic Baby

Yesturday, while I was sitting in my green Taxi halted around Chitlom for a royal caravan to pass by. I thought to myself, damnit… why wasn’t I born royalty. Just kidding but I’m sure it’s a nice little value added to life when you have the power to part BKK’s rush hour as if you were Moses and the Red Sea was your bitch.

Anyway, my thoughts of royalty aside (because I don’t want to be thrown into prison with a bunch of hungry half-dead inmates), what I was really thinking was ” I wonder how many newborns are born inside Taxi’s because of the horrendeous traffic conditions?”

So I asked the Taxi driver, if any pregnant women have ever given birth in his Taxi while he was stuck in traffic.

He promptly responded; “Actually, a 19 year old just gave birth in the car before I picked you up because we couldn’t make it to Bumrungrat Hospital. It was really bloody! I just wiped the seats!”

After a long day at work, what’s better than knowing, you’re sitting in placenta?

Me and my stupid revelations. -.-;;;;

1 Comment so far

  1. Ben Harris (unregistered) on March 31st, 2005 @ 1:57 pm

    At least he’d been nice enough to give the seat a wipe-down before you coated your clothing with after-birth :)

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