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marlogwapo

I have been voted as the most desirable man in our town. Well versed on insensible issues, i can talk about nothing and make it sound like a universal philosophy, anytime, anywhere. I can scare and attract women at the same time without even trying.The reaction will basically depend on the visual reliability and mental capacity of the chooser. There are supernatural beings hiding away from me mainly because they can't believe that i am scientifically better looking and more extraordinary than them. Horny and gifted, my movie career has been much anticipated by prominent directors, affluent producers, and eye-popping Hollywood leading ladies for so,so long, that no one waited anymore. I can consume a meal for five and feel unfairly treated. I can levitate underwater. I am proud to say that my sex life has been shooting upward ever since i started considering it to be quantifiable.My average orgasm time last June was 54 seconds. By mid-August, it moved up to 143 seconds. Imagine what i can do by 2009. I am a pathological liar.


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